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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that's some proper boomer humor

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The boomest of humor

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it's good boomer humour because it's making fun of boomer alcoholics

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beer will do that to you lol.

Eating lots of veggies won't though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Porque no los dos? 😂

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If biologists were conservatives:

(d) “Animal” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that reacts to external stimulus.

(e) “Plant” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that does not react to external stimulus.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Plants, and Fungi

[–] OddHops@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Right. It's not an animal or a plant, but "plant-and-fungi-based diet" doesn't have much of a ring to it.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Unless they have gelatin! I was still finding believed snacks that I had no idea used gelatin for years. I gotta find me some mallowcreme pumpkins I can eat

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I once heard its possible to live off beer. Like, just drink beer, lets say 8 per day is roughly 2000 calories, eat a pill for all vitamins and that's it. Probably wont even get drunk if you spread them out. Only thing you'd be missing is protein and fat. Maybe eat a fish once a month.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but you'll get vitamin B1 deficiency if you go on this diet.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist