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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

"When the legume in the sky is making you cry, that's a Beanis".

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think Local 58? I can't remember if that's one of their warning messages.

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I took this from Local58.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It's an analogue horror series that was one of the first of It's kind. It's basically about eldritch alien monsters invading Earth.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds cool, is it worth a watch?

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

In my opinion, yeah. It's one of the better ones. Haven't watched much of the recent videos though.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

They call that a baked beanis

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

GREAT post. 8^7^

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago