Rittenhouse fumbled the right-wing grifting bag so bad when he briefly said he was anti-Trump.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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Apparently he couldn't even pass the exams for joining the military, so if that's any indication on his ability to grift, it makes sense why he couldn't even do that.
Yeah I just commented this lol. He just has a terminal case of lacking basic intelligence.
he went from having his own WWE style themesong and entrance to probably saying “i hate to do this, but can i see your gun license?” thirty times a day
gun license
Uhhh hate to break it to ya but there’s no license required at all in most states, definitely not any along the gulf coast
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In favor of 90 year old Ron Paul, who's been irrelevant even in chud circles for 15 years, too. What a fuckup.
holy shit lmao
with the chud cultural wave happening right now, this guy could be doing motivational speaking for all the corporations that have removed their dei programs and be making millions
or at least just be an influencer god damn
He already tried that and protestors kept showing up to his events and they'd successfully disrupt it
He also lacks the most important thing for being a right-wing grifter like Charlie Kirk or whoever: a rich dad.
He's also an uncharismatic dumbass
Yeah he kept saying very stupid things in public even as he was being coached on exactly what to say by a PR team. I also can't imagine all the republican donors or politicians appreciated hanging out with some dipshit yokel teenager. If there's anything they hate it's the commoners.
I remember this fuckhead trying to get enrolled in a medical program at a college and the existing students were having none of it. I wouldn't want some reich-wing serial murderer with a black hole where 'judgmental ability' would be within a fucking country mile of any person's body. Fuck this piece of shit to hell and every right-wing cockroach who cheered him on.
Ah, yes, just who I want in a box full of firearms and ammunition! Someone who's trigger-happy and has been involved in gun violence.
ummm actually he was involved in pew pew violence
pew pews and freedom seeds are just as cringe as the heckin chonk doggos
Whats a freedom seed? I missed that one
It refers to bullets, I can't remember where TF it came from though. I can go back far enough to find NRA tweets referencing it ~5 years ago but for some reason I feel like I remember it being a War on Terror thing.
The only alternative I personally accept is "boomstick", and I can tell you that little shit certainly didn't shop smart.
I have a fondness for "cordless hole punch". I will agree, though, that Rittenhouse is a primitive screwhead.
mmm, so you're saying he's in a predictable fixed location for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week 
This is up on YouTube's free ~~with ads~~ with µBlock Origin section right now, if anyone's interested.
Kyle will even ring you up.
Does this mean they expect people to be impressed that he's learned how to use a cash register?
OJ Simpson selling knives energy
Incredible. This guy lived out the chud dream of taking his favorite toy to a public place and killing leftists and then got away with it and he couldn't even spin that up into anything. Meanwhile Hailey Welch made a joke that went viral for a couple weeks and spun that into a massive grift and is now rich/going to prison for fraud/most likely to someday target the wrong person's money and get got by a hitman.
shit that girl that got 4th in that swim race is doing a better grift that Kyle here
Lol, go dox yourself, Kyle!
After hearing how bad his military application standardised test results were, this is no surprise. This kid is really, really ignorant. He was too uneducated for the military!
Deeply unserious nation. Clown world should have been our meme
Someone buy a gun from him and then [REDACTED]
Lol for their bizarre love of specific parts of the US Constitution, they really phoned it in. The lettering is so bad lmao
The original for reference
Their version screams “calligraphy is my passion”