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Just imagine a fleet of Cybertanks spontaneously bursting into flames two miles outside of Monterrey. Beicon épico

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

He'd probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that'd keep running into issues with both the hardware and software. It'd be called the Super Efficient Xtrafighter (SEX, get it? Freaking epic!).

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Known for it's ability to X-cruciate the pilot and medically X-empt them from future military service

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

A self driving stainless steel battletank with just a single touchscreen to control it.

“Why do all these DoD nerds keep telling me stainless steel isn’t a good armour material and what are they on about physical controls are good for Electronic warfare. Shut up losers I’m disrupting the industry.” Elon Musk, probably.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I said it already in another thread, but we should convince Musk to build a fleet of 30,000 ton bolo tanks powered by AI.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

picturing a fighter plane with touch screen flight controls and voice activated weapons that can only reliably understand a strong afrikaner accent

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

pretty sure in one of the GI Joe films there's a ship that can only be controlled through Gaelic voice activated controls

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I mean Boeing already gets a lot of them and we know how theyre doing these days.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I expect more apology letters from Ansar Allah as they have to shoot down a plane that could have canceled all student debt and given full healthcare

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't find that tweet but there is this one:

Hitler was sooooo fresh

https://xcancel.com/kanyewest/status/1887844166908231745

Oh that was from today

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

All HMMV's to be replaced by Cybertrucks,

Tesla's stock goes to the moon,

then the hilarity begins.

A real, "Its like I'm HALO", moment.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Doesn't matter what failson gets it, this is the path we're on.