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badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
This is why I eat honey bunches of oats
Horses eat oats and are powerful
Therefore, I am powerful too
-- and sweet because of the honey. lol
I did not know that. You're telling me for the first time
Let me call Xi and figure this out, I'm his number one guy in the Wumao.
China ate all my orange juice and shidded in my toilet and didn't flush
you're gonna dye of red40 china is taking the hit for ya
That was me actually, Xi Jinping and John Kellogg paid me to frame you.
Oh no Xi found the comically large chopsticks
Rupert Murdoch, elbow deep in a box very clearly labeled Dirt_Owl's Froot Loops, "Yeah, it was *cronch* definitely them."