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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 hours ago

Any information yet if the software went crazy or the driver went crazy?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

It must have registered a pedestrian with semitic facial features.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 20 points 15 hours ago

Maybe, the Tesla wanted to drive to the location shown on one of the pedestrian's T-Shirt... 😏

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ban them, recall them, force the "auto" pilot features to be disabled

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Id just like to point out that while I think Tesla is a shit car company partly owned by a complete asshole that theres no evidence at this point that there was any fault with the car. Could have been a medical episode, drunk driver or shit driver. They deserve a lot of hate for shit thats definitely wrong with them. This might not be one of those cases.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

My prius brakes if it detects a pedestrian in front of you even when your foot is on the gas. Unsurprising that tesla can't figure that out

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

genuine question, what does it do if it detects a car following you at the same speed?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Probably not care since what danger is there from a car following you?

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

I meant at the same time

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 62 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

there was/is a huge scandal of tesla employees spying on customers through their cars. No reason why they wouldn't be able to be weaponized by muskrat at any point in time.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have any sources? I would like to send them to some Tesla owners I know.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's a way to make it constantly upload a goatse. (aside from taping a picture to the cameras)

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM for the dummy downvoters not getting the reference or just don't have a sense of humor.

[–] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 8 points 20 hours ago

I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

It does look like the front might have actually fallen off.

[–] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 9 points 20 hours ago

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I saw the username and thought this is exactly her kind of reasoning, but apparently perhaps Australia has a senator with that name too

[–] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 7 points 20 hours ago

Well there are a lot of these pedestrians going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pedestrians aren’t safe.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah i never opted into the tesla self driving beta program. Ban this shit.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

The FSD beta has been merged to mainline for a while now. If you have FSD, you have what used to be the beta.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The car wrapped around the lamppost with a "Welcome to campus life" banner got a chuckle out of me.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago

It’s the student life m8

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 22 hours ago

Jesus Christ footage looks like it was doing a few miles an hour there