this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
121 points (96.2% liked)

Not The Onion

15588 readers
1852 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
kescusay@lemmy.world
121
Too much light at night disturbs great tits when breeding. (www.swissinfo.ch)
submitted 1 week ago by Mee@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
7 comments fedilink hide all child comments
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

...if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

An ancient proverb

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

Why not the same outcry about lesser tits?

[–] DuskyRo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then how am I supposed to admire them if I can't even see?

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You feel it and let your imagination go wild.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Boobies be like: tf?