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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I live in a totalitarian state ran by people with no understanding of basic physics.

It is 9 am GMT at the time of writing, but it now identifies as 10 am BST due to DST, a woke ideology invented to exert authoritan control over proud patriots. Proponents of DST have infiltrated the government so deeply that people think it can now be whatever time they want it to be.

Think you can turn back the clocks? Guess I'll turn mine back to 5pm Friday so I can drink for another two days. Maybe I'll turn them all the way back to the 1960s to undo decades of inflation and finally be able to buy a house.

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[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me of the time change, I htought I just woke up late

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No you didn't. Don't accept their brainwashing. Fight the system!

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

your right i shouldnt woke

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago