Umechan

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Why not? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My phone originally autocorrected "dead" to "drag", and now I'm disappointed that Goku didn't also have a drag name.

Why not? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well Goku did have a deadname (Kakarot).

Is there a single thing that's good with " AF" in the title? in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Is legal AF a euphemism for dilf?

Can't spell Germany without Gay in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You can't spell Deutschland without anus.

Can't spell Germany without Gay in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nazis can burn down the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, but they can't run away from the truth.

ironic the guy who presided over the second most insidious capitalist restoration project in the world is called little equality. so metaphorical in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Too late, I've already depicted you as the simp and me as the trad.

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A new gender neutral toilet? (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Umechan@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
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What will be his legacy considering that he isn't so well known outside the UK? Will he be a failed gender neutral toilet, or a hidden gem of a gender neutral toilet?

Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why are colleges so woke?

SpoilerBecause you have to progress by getting good Marx on your assignments.

'Everyone Is Welcome Here' Signs Banned From Idaho Schools as 'Political' Statement in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I were in charge of the school, I'd replace it with a "Crackers are not welcome here" sign out of spite just to see how they react.

What exactly is vegan foam? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I haven't boiled enough beans to notice yet"

Are you trying to get yourself banned?

What exactly is vegan foam? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
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What exactly is vegan foam? (hexbear.net)
 

Is it foam that's suitable for people on a vegan diet, foam excreted from a vegan, or both somehow?

Me when I watch Snatch and drink four cans of lager in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

No, but at least he's 50% correct.

charlie kirk admits he doesnt know how to wipe his doodoo butthole in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It wouldn't surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.

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So disappointing to see such blatant queer phobia during pride month (hexbear.net)
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Non-straight people drink spirits too.

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My phone just autocorrected "bottom" as "Britton" (hexbear.net)
 

Further proof that imperialism is cucked beta sub energy.

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You enjoy an Americano as a lunchtime pick-me-up. I enjoy an Americano as a lunchtime pick-me-up. We are not the same. (hexbear.net)
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I've never even set foot in this pub, but I've been told that I'm not welcome. (hexbear.net)
 

Apparently it's got something to do with some blacklist.

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Lifehack: If you watch a play about Margaret Thatcher then you'll have the luxury of pretending that she's a fictional character and you aren't still living under the legacy of her policies. (hexbear.net)
 

It was the best two hours of my life.

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London will piss-shame you for urinating on Thatcher's grave while offering this standard of public facilities. (canwediscuss.substack.com)
 

London somehow managed to make pissing in the bushes look comparatively more civilized and dignified then using a public toilet.

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Today I was forced to listen to mid-2000's trance. (hexbear.net)
 

Trance ideology is authoritarianism.

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I had to get up an hour earlier today because of woke. (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Umechan@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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I live in a totalitarian state ran by people with no understanding of basic physics.

It is 9 am GMT at the time of writing, but it now identifies as 10 am BST due to DST, a woke ideology invented to exert authoritan control over proud patriots. Proponents of DST have infiltrated the government so deeply that people think it can now be whatever time they want it to be.

Think you can turn back the clocks? Guess I'll turn mine back to 5pm Friday so I can drink for another two days. Maybe I'll turn them all the way back to the 1960s to undo decades of inflation and finally be able to buy a house.

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I know times are tough, but I could never imagine this level of desperation. (archive.is)
 

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Conservatives claim to hate socialism while speaking fluent Engels (hexbear.net)
 

English is Marxist.

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