Umechan

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Why are colleges so woke?

SpoilerBecause you have to progress by getting good Marx on your assignments.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If I were in charge of the school, I'd replace it with a "Crackers are not welcome here" sign out of spite just to see how they react.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"I haven't boiled enough beans to notice yet"

Are you trying to get yourself banned?

 

Is it foam that's suitable for people on a vegan diet, foam excreted from a vegan, or both somehow?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

No, but at least he's 50% correct.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

It wouldn't surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

The more astounding thing is that the kanji for "England" means outstanding or heroic. What makes England so outstanding? Their imperialism? Their utter failure to maintain a functioning state? Their train-replacement bus services?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago

Well Croydon does pretty much look the same as that.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I didn't know that the UK is now an apartheid state where white people have to pass through military checkpoints and non-whites are allowed to bomb them or take away their homes without fear of being punished by the law.

Guess I'll go get a house from some white family, unless of course none of what I said is true and chuds are just angry that there are black and brown people in their vicinity.

 

Non-straight people drink spirits too.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

OP said wrong answers only.

 

Further proof that imperialism is cucked beta sub energy.

 
 

Apparently it's got something to do with some blacklist.

 

It was the best two hours of my life.

 

London somehow managed to make pissing in the bushes look comparatively more civilized and dignified then using a public toilet.

 

Trance ideology is authoritarianism.

 

I live in a totalitarian state ran by people with no understanding of basic physics.

It is 9 am GMT at the time of writing, but it now identifies as 10 am BST due to DST, a woke ideology invented to exert authoritan control over proud patriots. Proponents of DST have infiltrated the government so deeply that people think it can now be whatever time they want it to be.

Think you can turn back the clocks? Guess I'll turn mine back to 5pm Friday so I can drink for another two days. Maybe I'll turn them all the way back to the 1960s to undo decades of inflation and finally be able to buy a house.

 

 

English is Marxist.

 

Turning up at people's doors and asking for half their income would be a bigger scare, but I guess being a parasite has left him with lots of free time.

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