Umechan

Why are colleges so woke?

If I were in charge of the school, I'd replace it with a "Crackers are not welcome here" sign out of spite just to see how they react.

"I haven't boiled enough beans to notice yet"

Are you trying to get yourself banned?

No, but at least he's 50% correct.

It wouldn't surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.

Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.

The more astounding thing is that the kanji for "England" means outstanding or heroic. What makes England so outstanding? Their imperialism? Their utter failure to maintain a functioning state? Their train-replacement bus services?

Well Croydon does pretty much look the same as that.

I didn't know that the UK is now an apartheid state where white people have to pass through military checkpoints and non-whites are allowed to bomb them or take away their homes without fear of being punished by the law.

Guess I'll go get a house from some white family, unless of course none of what I said is true and chuds are just angry that there are black and brown people in their vicinity.

OP said wrong answers only.