this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2025
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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 60 points 2 months ago

Fuck you OP.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

excuse me what the fuck

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.

[–] Verat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha

[–] bzLem0n@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

You got me, that's the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.

I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

Uncalled for

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My dry ass-lips are none of your business.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a joke about chaps in here I'm not deviant enough to discover.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I don't have any lips!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I'm calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't have dry lips, you have failed.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No wonder he lost his five star rating

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Criticized once. dies

[–] palmtrees2309@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.

[–] MissingInteger@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago