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This post is in violation of Presidential Executive Order # 14168. It contains the following prohibited terms: "trans", and will be scheduled for deletion immediately by order of the Department Of Government Efficiency.

Tap For More InformationI kid.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i'm here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's

silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

So essentially a Pokemon trainer?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

this except keep the train

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

That bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Love it.

It's like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 6 points 3 days ago

Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

That's why I don't drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can't even ask because most people don't even know.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 2 days ago

oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could you imagine lubing up the front of that duck billed high speed train and having it plough into your ass at full speed?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

I don't want to, mister SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This post brought to you by Big Shoe.

[–] palmtrees2309@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Using transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I’m about to make a movement

[–] Gaxsun@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The "real transportation" line would be funnier if the plane was actually real

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.

[–] murd0x@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Wtf is this nonsense..

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I agree people do a hell of a lot of unnecessary travel, but transportation engineers didn't build all that infrastructure to fool people into traveling more, they did it because people were traveling more. Like most things, it was about the things, not about you at all.

[–] toadjones79@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

As an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

This is a post about anti-AI warriors

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck nature! Buy a car, drive it places!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck places! Buy a drive, car it nature!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Fuck ownership! Sell all you have and follow Jesus!