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I found this book in a little burned shack in the woods. should I read it? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Take a look

It's in a book...

[–] rozcakj@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Out loud please - looks around - can't be any worse than what's already going on...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Actually please read it louder than all the bullshit being said daily in the media

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Klaati barada ncoughto

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

That's basically right...

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

If it starts with "Omni padre domino nabisco shredded wheat" then run!

[–] Fiction@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hell, give it a spin but get your boom stick ready

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Depends, have you got a boomstick handy?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

As long as you don't read aloud.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I'm surprised it hasn't bitten you yet. Or has it?

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Klaathu!

Verata!

Ni.... Nickel, Necktie...

It was definitely an N-word.. (no not that one)

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

We are the knights who say Ni!

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Nicta?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

N'wah!

oh fuck this isn't the necronomicon, it's the oghma infinium

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Judging by what's going on in the world these days, I wouldn't mind opening a portal to hell or allowing an all powerful mystical malevolent force into our realm.

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I would read it twice just in case once was not enough.

[–] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I said your words!!!!

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well... mostly.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

As long as you've seen the OG The Day the Earth Stood Still and remember the phrase to tell Gort it should be fine.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Do you know Sumerian? Aw, hell. Just say the words.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Trump and his lackey Sonderling just took over and shut down The Institute of Museum and Library Services. So that book belongs to them now. Send it to them.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

Looks cool, might be interesting or at least can be sold!

[–] MrFunkEdude@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Book? I thought it was a demonic brownie! Looks kinda yummy!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

Of course!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

It's just a book.