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[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 182 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No, you don't understand. Night City is a dystopia, so they use wrong manhole covers to show how corrupt this city is.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 64 points 1 week ago

Finally, someone on Lemmy that's media literate

[–] Schadrach 19 points 1 week ago

Night City is a dystopia, so they use wrong manhole covers to show how corrupt this city is.

They use the cheapest they could get on hand. That's why it's the one rated for pedestrians rather than vehicles on the roads, obviously.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Bravo Vince!

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wtf, I like cyberpunk now??

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You didn't like it before? It's epic.

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 123 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Here is a deeper rabbit hole:

Wintermute (the author of that tweet) was the name of the admin of the original german lemmy instance "feddit.de". At some point Wintermute said they would go on vacation, I think to somewhere in asia. After that they were never heard from again and the instance decayed and we all had to move to feddit.org eventuall.

Now... what if Wintermute fell down a manhole cover??

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Wintermute is the name of a character from William Gibson's Neuromancer novels, so it's fairly common. But the German angle does add a bit of spice...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If this is true, fuck you it's all I can think about right now

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It actually is. You can go to feddit.de communities and check the last posts.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Holy shit

I imagine he’s in a Burmese prison with J. Peterman

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The joke is he got into trouble in North Korea. My head canon goes he started some shit with the authorities in Pyongyang because of the manholes.

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[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm comfortable with saying it fits as deliberate in-setting.

The manholes used are thinner and weaker, but cheaper to make. Night City would be the kind of place that would try to save cash on manhole covers, then if someone caves one in by driving over it, they charge the poor gonk for the replacement with a fine on top.

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the TÜV is tenacious enough to crush even the biggest megacorps!

Night City would not stand a chance

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't play the game until they are fixed.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Literally unplayable

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instead of fixing the spec, they should make a "randomly falls through manhole cover" mechanic.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe it was there on release

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And people failed to understand why their heavy vehicles were getting stuck in roads.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Guys... it actual was a feature.

[–] nihilomaster@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Don't worry. Someone wrote a mod to fix that issue

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I work in municipal development, and this is the kind of shit I notice all the time.

My job is to nitpick details.

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why have realistic graphics if you're going to ignore minor details like these ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Vibe coded and vibe manholed the whole game smh.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

This is one of the things that I love most about the internet.

Someone with a highly specialized field of knowledge is playing a game and sees something only a few people would know.

They use the internet to share that knowledge.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

I am too lazy to check, but did they by chance fix it? That would be even more hilarious.

[–] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't want to be too much of an asshole. In any case, I'd like more Germans being the meme Germans and less of them being the fax using, sending random pictures as Excel files and demanding answer in snail mail.

And yeah, I do work with quite a lot of legacy German industrial machinery. The average German I interact with is quite possibly closer to the end of their career than to the beginning. But on this particular lemming said experience is taxing.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well, did you request Passierschein A38, fill out form DK64, declare your intent using intent declaration form XY69, and fax it all to my butt?

Germans and Japanese are the Axis powers of fax machines

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

Anzeige ist raus

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

I'm always a little put off by games using inappropriate plugs and wall sockets for the nation or time period that the game is set in.

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can somebody explain why it makes sense that the green underlined number and the red circled number are not the same, please?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

DIN B125 is the class of manhole covers designated for Light to moderate loads. DIN 4271 is the standard for B125 covers that have vents. Obviously. Did you forget everything from German Manhole Cover Standards class at school? ;)

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

DIN 4271 is the standard for B125 covers that have vents.

Yo dawg. I heard you like standards. So we defined some standards for your standards, and now you can standardize while you standardize.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

kids these day. the german education system really is falling apart. smh.

The green is the correct standard and the red not being the same is what they are complaining about not being correct

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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I only know about “DIN” specification standards because of the recent New Mind video about washers 😭

[–] Metz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Buchstäblich unspielbar.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

I'd leave the hole covers in place and add the code to have it break under weight.

[–] technopagan@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Total Immersion Killer.

!lemmysilver

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