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[–] kbal@fedia.io 141 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being able to recite a Satanic mantra in French is the level of language fluency you need to be prime minister.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please mark this NSFW, no one likes to see the word fr*nch

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Franch. When you mix ranch and French dressing for your fries.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope I see that next to the mayochup in stores this fall

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The second line on the podium isn't French, though. They're building a UN-Canada fort and no stinky Americans allowed

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got it all wrong. It's about an uncanadian fort which makes it very American

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No no no. "Un" means "one." They are building the first in a series of forts. Canada is constructing its own version of the Maginot Line, but unlike the French they are extending it all the way to the sea (on both ends).

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make sure you man it with trans folk. Apparently they terrify the people in my country.

You probably don't even have to fully man it, just put a unisex bathroom on the front of them and maybe a poster about universal healthcare.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

The same people who fear trans people also seem to quite dislike the United Nations. So a UN fort full of trans folks is probably their worst nightmare.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Un" means "one."

So you think it's Spanish?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never learned to count in French?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Non, et tu?

[–] funbreaker@kbin.earth 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A lot of English monolinguals probably would consider speaking anything other than English as evidence of Satanism no matter what

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yet they go to churches where motherfuckers “speak in tongues” and they lap that shit up

AND I STRIKE AND I STRIKE

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi" - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As an English monolingual, I would never assume an unknown language is satanic.

That being said, French is absolutely a language of Satan.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Mince, nous sommes repéré·es !

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

To be educated is to be indoctrinated

Satanists indoctrinate people

Therefore centers of higher education are demonic recruitment camps, makes perfect sense to me, this is certainly not the product of a mind made soft by half a century of deliberate crippling of public education

In all seriousness as a person who watched the original Satanic Panic unfold real-time, innocent people are going to get their lives ruined by this and this time around there is zero journalistic integrity to counter it.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Cum ar putea cineva să creadă ceva atât de ridicol

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Least inaccurate description of French honestly

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I don't know, while not satanic per se, french are known to be quite anticlerical

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The clip in question btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27eJz91LAi4&t=1156s

In the clip shared online, Carney speaks in sentence fragments and with a noticeable accent, saying "honnêtement" and "il n'y aura," which in English mean "honestly" and "there will not be."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/mark-carney-s-french-comments-misrepresented-as-satanic-chant/ar-AA1Cj2dz

[–] secret300 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the maga camp would laugh at the joke, it's not really a funny joke.

[–] gens@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have more in common with a murderer then a bunny.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it wrong to want to occupy the perfect Venn overlap between those two?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Parlons tous français à partir de maintenant.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

“GET THEE BEHIND ME, CANADIAN!”

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Same difference.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Toi qui poses ta marque, ô complice subtil, Sur le front du Crésus impitoyable et vil,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère !

You who put your mark, O subtle accomplice, Upon the brow of Croesus, base and pitiless,

O Satan, pity my long misery!

---Charles Baudelaire, Les Litanies de Satan

Edit:better translation

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

You laugh now but this is not stupidity, this is just step N in drumming up the base to make all them think Canadians are evil and should die. This is just another step in preparing their base to support a full on invasion of Canada.

You never saw this shit about Canada until very recently when trump got serious about wanting Canada to capitulate to him, and now we get this shit. Canada at this point is a target for them, and this shit has purpose

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

french cursing noises

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did she mean fr*nch?

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Unintelligible, but let us tell you what it was…

[–] eurisko@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Vous m'haissez