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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Based. Teach me how to be gay and do crimes, oh wise one.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay first you have to realize that we live in a society

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Intriguing. Could you elaborate on this point? I'm just trying to get a more full picture

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When I told my mom I wanted to be a standup comedians she laughed. Well guess what mom, nobody is laughing now because I'm a bad standup comedian and an incel. This is because we live in a society.

So now I will dress up like a clown and do crimes, because that is not a thing typically associated with clowns. Messed up right?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really appreciate you coming here and chatting with me today. It's there anything you'd like to plug?

Yes, I'm making an appearance on a talk show later this week. You should check it out.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of crimes though? Are we talking robbing banks and killing CEOs? If so based

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I stole a pack of gum and then walked on grass what that had a "do not walk on grass sign"

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Stealing is cool but that grass might have been just planted, you monster!

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How did you get those scars?

Doing something naughty, probably

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please post all your crimes against the imperial in order of severity fedposting

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was jaywalking earlier today. Then a stole a toblerone from WaWa, cuz I'm damaged

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you know about the bear in the toblerone mountain?

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's your makeup job like?

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I write "damaged" on my head with a sharpie, in cursive, so people know how messed up I am

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah granted most people can't read it cuz it's backwards. Everyone just thinks it's a metal band name.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Get in line buddy, this is hexbear we are all leftist clowns

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

You get shot by Steve Harvey