Based. Teach me how to be gay and do crimes, oh wise one.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Okay first you have to realize that we live in a society
Expand on that
I'm DAMAGED
Intriguing. Could you elaborate on this point? I'm just trying to get a more full picture
When I told my mom I wanted to be a standup comedians she laughed. Well guess what mom, nobody is laughing now because I'm a bad standup comedian and an incel. This is because we live in a society.
So now I will dress up like a clown and do crimes, because that is not a thing typically associated with clowns. Messed up right?
I really appreciate you coming here and chatting with me today. It's there anything you'd like to plug?
Yes, I'm making an appearance on a talk show later this week. You should check it out.
What kind of crimes though? Are we talking robbing banks and killing CEOs? If so based
I stole a pack of gum and then walked on grass what that had a "do not walk on grass sign"
Stealing is cool but that grass might have been just planted, you monster!
How did you get those scars?
Doing something naughty, probably
Please post all your crimes against the imperial in order of severity
I was jaywalking earlier today. Then a stole a toblerone from WaWa, cuz I'm damaged
Do you know about the bear in the toblerone mountain?
I have not
Awww
What's your makeup job like?
I write "damaged" on my head with a sharpie, in cursive, so people know how messed up I am
that sounds difficult
Yeah granted most people can't read it cuz it's backwards. Everyone just thinks it's a metal band name.
Get in line buddy, this is hexbear we are all leftist clowns
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
You get shot by Steve Harvey