this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] AwkwardBroccolli@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Found the person who snorted Ivermectin. Brain worm says thank you.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No. Not until Connor O’Malley smokes 500 cigarettes

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So for just $60 and a commitment to spend another $16,000, I can ... um ... wait ... what are we doing again?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Getting protection from the deepstate mind control shit!

[–] thisbenzingring 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

does it include Liberal tears?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago

You gotta do the course to find out, I'm not giving away my secrets for free!

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thankfully, coconut oil fixes everything.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No no not, that only fixes 3G waves... What you're looking for is krill oil!

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does it need to be mixed with milk thistle or just consumed alone? I keep forgetting 🤔

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the nanobots in the covid vaccine. I used to be able to remember things too. Then I did all those drugs. It's Obama's fault.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

Y'all are sleeping on apple cider vinegar, truly nature's miracle.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.

That came off so much more mean than I intended, now that I read it

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So shitty! :]

Banana. I always want to add extra nnn's. And pronounce them. Bannanna.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

BAH-nnnannnaaannnnaaaaaaaaaa! Bananana.

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Great song, but I could never find much in the history books about the space-monkey Mafia.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You want history books and "We didn't start the fire"? I got the right video for you!

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Fantastic! I wish that I was cultured enough to fully appreciate it.

[–] thisbenzingring 5 points 3 days ago

i recently figured out how to explain 5g or any cellular broadband...

you remember when we used to have TV over antenna? but now we don't? yeah, that's because that same space is now cellular network. It's like looking at the rainbow and focusing on one color, that color will never change but what we use to look at it can.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes. These things all exist.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm. Tell us about chemtrails ...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The trails exist. The chemical is just water vapor.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 0 points 17 hours ago

Indeed. And water vapor belongs there. So there are no "chemtrails".