did your wife return
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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Yes, thank you for asking. She returned and it was wonderful
fuuuck yeah
Wholesome hexbear wife guy
“Wife guy” is one of the few phrases with the word “guy” in it that works for me lol
lol yeah I thought about that after the comment but there's really no other way to phrase it. Also growing up in California where my sister and I just use guy/dude in an ungendered manner but I respect people not liking that.
Yeah I’m fine with that. My dialect is the same way. And it’s kind of hard to beat the wife guy allegations given the nature of this thread
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If you love your wife so much why don't you marry her hyuck hyuck
No you have a point
How many hours straight do you plan on playing video games while she’s gone?
I haven’t been able to get into a video game in a while. Any recommendations?
Baldur's Gate 3 is great if you like narrative driven RPGs and turn based combat.
I play DnD so maybe that’s a good option for me
Be warned: my completionist ass did a nearly 300 hour playthrough.
I think you could “blitz” through the game in like 70 hours if you don’t do every side quest.
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If you’re into DnD you’ll definitely enjoy it. It’s definitely very much intended to be a crpg DnD.
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Don’t ask me, I’m always late to games. Red Dead Redemption 2 is great. I’m interested in checking out the new Spider-Man and Star Wars game but afraid of getting hooked obsessive again. Maybe this upcoming winter unless we’re Mad Maxin’ it by then
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Is she cute
The cutest 😍😍😍
nuh uh my wife is the cutest
Maybe we’re married to the same wife? I don’t claim to know these things
oh snap did we just polycule
I believe we did
Nice
Very few of these comments are questions, smh.
Would you rather have the lower half of your body become a slug tail or your arms turn into praying mantis claws? You maybe ask me 3 follow up questions before making your decision, if you'd like.
Slug tail 100%. I’m an abomination either way, but all of my hobbies involve fine motor skills in my hands. None of them involve feet. Easy
You should have asked more questions. The slug tail goes up to your waist and is constantly oozing a slick slime trail. Drying out too much could easily be fatal. But you have unlocked another question with your direct response.
Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible when you need to poop or have a magic raven companion that never leaves your shoulder, but will tell your the thoughts of your enemies when asked? You have 3 follow up questions still.
I still refuse all follow up questions. The poop one. It would stop my skin picking on the toilet because I wouldn’t be able to see. The raven sounds rad but I would want it to leave my shoulder when I was having sex and also at funerals (many enemies at funerals but it’s rude to know their thoughts there and I’d be too tempted)
If there's anything your wife doesn't care for, but still respect, lean into it now. In my case it was making kimchi in a shoebox apartment.
Good call. I’m making tuna noodle casserole tomorrow
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Text her non-stop with "hi, hello, hey, hi, how are you?"
Way ahead of you on this one
My wife left town for the weekend too
How you doing so far?
Took my scooter to a local “Irish” spot. It’s honestly just kinda boring. Read a little bit of Governance Of China between Guinnesses
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Yeah lol. My wife travels for work pretty often and every time I'm just like... uhhh... so what do I do now? And then my whole day becomes looking forward to our phone call in the evening or better yet playing some steam deck game together if she wasn't pressured into going out late for drinks.
Yeah my entire wife revolves around her and our kids so now when I have all this free time it’s like… guess I’ll doomscroll
Yeah my entire wife
lmao 
(but positively)
Have you tried getting drunk really really fast and then just doing borat impressions until she gets home?
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