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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 123 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

Ain't no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 86 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

I'm 6'3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he's actually 6'3 (he isn't) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6'3 frame, but not that much.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As someone who has also been 6'3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He's heavier than that even if he's 5'10". I am 6'1" and I was 225 pretty recently while a housemate was also 225 at 5'10". You could hardly tell I was overweight. That is not true for 5'10, but still not nearly that chunky. I am in the "healthy weight range" now and people cant even tell I lost over 40 lbs.

That orange fuck is north of 300lbs no matter how much he and his doctor lie about his height.

edit: I might believe as little as maybe 270 or so. He hides in baggy clothes, but he clearly has a lot of gross maggot-white flab under there.

🎼 To be faiiiir , though, Gavin Newsome is a goddamned Silver Fox, but at 58 he is still 20 years younger. Im guessing he's probably only 175 or 180? That was never going to be a favorable comparison for trump.

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[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Pilling on, am 6'4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I'd have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I'm down in the 210's with still a little more to go.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you'd experience), I think I'd take the gulag.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen his doctor, worse crazy eyes than Kash.

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[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 90 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn't add that.

Source: am doctor

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You mean this guy isn't the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can't even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dear god, what have I missed NOW

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt doctor or a completed fake one in his first run for president.

I'll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.

*Except where prohibited by law from making claims of being educational, an institution or upstairs.

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking.

Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.

Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.

[–] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren't really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they're not seeing anybody pointing out that what he's saying is a lie.

Honestly, I'd rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying "falsely states" and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It's a fucking disgrace that they're not only choosing to not do this, but they're settling when he claims that they're factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won't be satisfied until he's in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don't want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say "Trump lied about this today" instead of "the Trump white house thinks...."

I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it's not

[–] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, I misinterpreted your phrasing. "We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking" sounded like "nobody is shocked by his lies, so there's no point in bothering to report on it." You meant "stop feigning surprise in your reporting of his lies." I fully agree with you.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Cheers

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he's really soft or he wouldn't care. And wouldn't get so reactionary/easily triggered.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago

Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (4 children)

doctors' always measure my weight, but just take my word for height

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Same. I can't recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP however.. both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My doctor's office measured my height along with my weight last year. First time I remember since I've been an adult. I'm an old white woman and apparently I've lost an inch.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Maybe it was just cold in the office. Happens to the best of us.

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

When has his doctors not been full of it.

Trump draft dodging

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Im not saying Trump is 6'3*, he's clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I'm younger than him by a generation. But people don't always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6'1" who swears he's 5'11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5'11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I'd get to 6'. My guess is Trump once was 6'3", has shrunk to just a little over 6', and Newsom is probably closer to 6'4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah I don't really give a fuck about Trump's height tbh, but you can see by their shadows that Newsom is walking slightly in front and the lens could be affecting our perspectives. Makes the difference seem larger than it is.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.

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[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Never get your picture taken with the Devil.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

See? Same hight.

[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Trump reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 points 6 days ago (5 children)

How much is it in normal units?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

27.25 Big Mac's.

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[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

And Elmo is 6'2, something sure seems off, can't believe the compulsive liar would lie about that tho

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 5 days ago

That's what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

[–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 3 points 5 days ago

And look at them both, dwarfed by the 6 foot 9 inch first Lady! She should play basketball!

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