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[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

PC Gamer regurgitating the abstract of a random research paper makes baby jesus cry.

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have chat GPT make it interesting.

  • some editor
[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 13 points 1 month ago

I don’t know why but this makes me picture some dusty old-school newsroom with that one guy in all the TV shows smoking a cigar acting kind of like an asshole, and he looks up from the rough draft and while pointing at it with the cigar half-yells “have ChatGPT take a crack at it, maybe it’ll spice things up!”

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, finally a computer chip capable of running my code.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Look at you, using your noodle

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Ehh. Old 8-bit machines had no trouble with the veritable Gordian knots written by kids in their bedrooms back in the day, so any chip's gonna be fine.

That's not to say this chip wouldn't run it better...

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And we'll never hear anything about it ever again.

[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Maybe we will, maybe we won't, but at least it's tech news for a change. 😄

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought the same thing about soft, bend-able screens. But that became a fairly big thing.

[–] Morganza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is the next big thing you're thinking will fail? I gotta invest some pennies

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure this internet thing is going to turn out to be a fad.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

quantum computing once they break meaningful encryption, not 2 bit RSA. it'll be super overhyped, become super important, and then it'll settle down a bit once everyone switches to new encryption algorithms

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee -4 points 1 month ago

Just like with cancer vaccines, fusion and certain incurable viral vaccines

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The one advantage we have over the machines is that their chips are destructible. Can we stop this research?

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No worries. This chip we can just eat.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

We can start farming these computers to feed our ever growing population. We just need to build a simulation they can live in, so they don't get stale.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

This is all just so when the police show up you can't just smash your phone.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

"almost" indestructable, i bet some sort of acid or lava could do the job if not a diamond laced sanding wheel.

[–] Boxscape 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

spaghetti

The factory must grow.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At last, hardware built to run my code!

[–] orclev@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is interesting in a "how far can you launch a pumpkin using an air canon" way, not a "you only need to cool this down to -40C to make it super conduct" way. It's a fun experiment with nearly zero practical purpose outside of some very niche edge cases. Wearable computing is probably the only realistic one at the moment for a CPU that you can stretch a little and runs incredibly slow.

[–] martinb 5 points 1 month ago

Wearable computing is a huge market if you can literally embed this into clothing.

Massive

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I compute-a da meatball

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

2095: Humanity finally succumbs to the “almost indestructible” Flying Spaghetti Monster machines

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Please please please please please be the thought child of a member if the flying spaghetti monster religion

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's kinda interesting. My first thought on seeing that image, though, was 'ramen + autism = good!'

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

So....

What's your spaghetti policy here?

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

By stretchy do they mean slightly less brittle and thus slightly more impact resistant? Not that this is a problem we need solving. The biggest issues we need to solve in technology are batter and glass

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh wow how are they gonna kill women and children with this wonderful discovery

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Certified idiot

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

they should put that in clothing, there's probably tons of medical uses for this

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Another win for the AI robots