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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 297 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 185 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 180 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

[–] proper@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

“I just had a great phone call with him”

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 109 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 102 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 66 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 86 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 72 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

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[–] trashboat@midwest.social 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

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[–] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago

Probably with full diapers...

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Would have made a believer out of me

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 37 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 49 points 3 weeks ago
[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 26 points 3 weeks ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

What a fucking moron.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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