Political Memes

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.

I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.

I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.

Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.

Tacos.

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

I choose the bear

Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.

I hate cilantro...

I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.

With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.