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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Rock. I love bolting climbing routes and cleaning up new crags.

Edit: actually my favorite hammer ever, like seriously I fucking love this hammer, is what I call a machinist hammer. Because its what I used as a machinist, and machinists can make in a hour with a little bar stock, and just works the best for machinist work. Its a double peen( the double peen in the picture isn't accurate) made from all steel. The weight and balance is so perfect for me, it feels so natural to use, unlike any hammer I've ever used. I still love my rock hammer tho

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah post peen pic

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Sorry to disappoint, and this will sound weird but I'm not comfortable posting something unique that I genuinely value. I'd rather post a dick pic. I wasn't trying to point out that the macro missed something or got something wrong(but the picture of the two peen is a dual face soft blow). I guess I can't define machinists hammers because they're whatever material and shape you want it to be. I didn't actually didn't make mine, I just found it in the bottom of a box of 100+ hammers of every variation you can imagine.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That double peen is soft face, harder rubber on the left, greenish softer rubber on the right. I have one just like it. I think it came with a mesh organizer to hammer the corner clips all the way in when assembling.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

My 3ft field geo hammer isn't listed. That one

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] obstbert@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

(power, Lord)

[–] dwalin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] brezel@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

no rounding hammer!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

"Ball peen" makes me laugh every time.

I am a child.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a mace, not a hammer..

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago

If I'd known it was hammer time I would've stopped.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Where’s the glass hammer?

I'm always ready to rock

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is the welding hand funny?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe something to do with insulating your hand from the heat maybe? But then again maybe not because don't welders usually use gloves anyways?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A metal handle doesnt burn or melt.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

No but it takes a long time for heat to conduct up a coil vs a straight line. That's why woodstove handles are often coiled.

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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Where's MC ?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, so this is what MC meant. I've enjoyed my time here.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

There's at least two things electricians, mechanics, engineers, and blacksmiths have in common:

  1. They have their own hammers.
  2. They do not, I repeat not, appreciate getting hit with their hammers.
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I choose sledge. I recently broke up an area of concrete that took 8m³ to dispose of it all. Sledgehammer was a very useful tool to have during this.

I tried with a pickaxe at first because I thought it was very thin and would break easily, while this was true for a tiny section the majority was much thicker. At least it came in handy for breaking up the compacted soil.

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Brass because it looks like gold :p

(I like shiny things)

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What is the engineer Hammer's purpose?

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[–] BayKek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Electrician looks cool

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I choose hammer time

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Missing a lead mallet

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I haven't owned, tack, framing, electrician, blacksmith, chasing, power, rock, and scaling. I have failed. I must do better.

I used to collect a lot for auto body stuff. Odd hammer head shapes make handy dollys for shaping metal in weird places.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

I'm feeling fancy, so Brass.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Straight peen and rubber, bushing optional

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Ball peen clearly.

[–] somedev@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Where E-Peen?

Ball Peen and Dead Blow are my EDC hammers but I also usually keep a good ol claw hammer near by just in case.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago
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