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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nihao, bitches!

It has happened to me on several occasions in real life over the past few years that someone will find out I'm learning Japanese and will just say "ni hao" completely unprompted, which always elicits a sharp spit-take type laugh from me, followed by me practically hearing the ellipsis in the other person's brain until they softly say, "Oh... That's the Chinese one, isn't it..."

Another time, I believe in like 2023, one of my in-laws found out I was learning Japanese, and she just straight-up unprompted started saying like "chíng chòng dīng dǒng" in a very loud and exaggerated manner in the middle of a Christmas party in front of several small children... The past few years have frankly taught me not to look much up to anybody in my family, nor their friends.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

she just straight-up unprompted started saying like "chíng chòng dīng dǒng" in a very loud and exaggerated manner in the middle of a Christmas party in front of several small children...

I have a vibrant memory of my dad doing this while we were waiting for our food in a Chinese restaurant while the wait staff shot him dirty looks and my mom kept telling him they were going to spit in it.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

practically hearing the ellipsis in the other person's brain

THUD . THUD . THUD .

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

hentai-free this site is taihen free. Looking for it? LEAVE

[–] dadarobot 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] dadarobot 4 points 5 days ago

digital: a love story. i got it on flathub

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Game website with downloads (it's free)

https://scoutshonour.com/digital/