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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 151 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 116 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 120 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 54 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah, Disney.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This fox is the fucking reason.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn’t this movie consider like the progenitor of furries? Like yeah, anthropomorphic animals have always been a thing but there’s something about this movie that made it an obsessive thing?

Sorta like how Pulp Fiction invented “gimps”….

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

we're all furries on this blessed day

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

Oodelally oodelally!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's a grannyboy twink!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

Wouldn't trade it for anything.

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 104 points 3 weeks ago

Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

the opposite of a bee

..Guy Fieri? 🤷

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

In not snake, why snake shaped?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Citric acid

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.

Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat "what is the difference between a male cat and female cat"

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

John Goodman is another choice.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking perfect. I will watch this.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

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