Holy shit this dark humor got me good
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.
That therapist's therapist had better brace themself.
that's like 90% of therapy clients though
sometimes you just gotta pause and consider what it's like to live like that
Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here
This was the top comment for me, and I thought it wasn't going to be too bad.
Wow there are some hot takes down there.
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Dark, but funny.
This is something special
Mind explaining this?
She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.
Or miscarrying :(
That wouldn't be her "sending it back"
Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.
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To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.
It easily could. Religious funerals often say stuff like "were giving them back to you."
Or a Texas school teacher...
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I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of "man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion".
This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.
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God must've forgotten a baby holodeck on Earth back when she made it
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