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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How can you apply an ounce liberally? Usually applying something liberally means using plenty if it. But an ounce is a static amount

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Massage 1 oz. into skin while singing songs from Hamilton.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

They mean apply an ounce wherever and however the fuck you want

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

What weighs more, an ounce of liberalism or an ounce of beanisposting?

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Conservatives when the directions on their butt cream says to apply liberally

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's making that face because he stuck the tube up his butt

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Scolding my mother-in-law because she didn't applied her lotion Marxist-Lenninistically

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

No, just 1 oz of it