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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 149 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I tried using it against my Dad like the rookie I am:

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

be glad, he saved you from a lifetime of fatherly regret.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] 667@lemmy.radio 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Worker bees can leave

Even drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Just finished rereading David Brin's Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.

[–] ozoned@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

That deserves a single tear running down the cheek slow clap. You win father of the year in my book!