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[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

You will eat bugs and you will like them.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

More leftist infighting smh

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hexbear bout to see what a real struggle session looks like

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How do I start a struggle session? I fear for my life

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

berries

Look, I found some tasty berries for you. You can eat those instead of me!

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Would you like a lifetime supply of tasty bran?

All that I require is that you break the volcel pledge enough for daily egg laying to occur

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

hemagglutinin? sounds fake as fuck you going to believe that

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds WOKE pronounjak

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

hemagglutinin DEEZ BEANZZ

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

she hema on my glut till inin

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not allowed to eat beans and feeling betrayed by nature, Dirt owl becomes the Antibeanis clown and swears to get revenge on the world in a very jrpg villian way.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

What would my jrpg battle boss theme be?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Unclear but pretty sure you have to go live in Avingon.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I am now trying to imagine what beanis music sounds like and all I can imagine is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fS42OoTP8

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Why does this song go so hard?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 weeks ago

Owls can have little a beanis. As a treat.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

bird-screm-2 This is disgusting anti bean propaganda

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Hold up, Let them Cook.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Smh, just cook the damn beanis 🫘, Dirt Owl

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

hexbear.net in absolute shambles

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Dirt owl is an antibeanis revisionist😔😔

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm still not sharing my jelly beans, especially since you declared war on fake news.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Keep your jelly beans, you'll need them soldier

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

Aren't uncooked beans poisonous to humans as well?

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

So that's why you fart so much

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

owls can have little a beans, as a treat

[–] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago

while cooked beans can be a safe treat

Not all hope is lost...

You may still be able to survive on Bri*ish baked beans

[–] context@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

are your pellets full of refried beans?