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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's what all this has been about‽ Fuckin' alchemists.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

kitty-cri-screm They've played us all for fools, THEY'RE CONSTRUCTING THE FIFTH ELEMENT UNDER SWITZERLAND

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Chinese discovered all five elements ages ago

some-controversy

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

the elusive fifth element:

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Unfortunately, some of the more fundamentalist groups are going to see this as another sign the LHC is of the Devil

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In response, scientists should do a billion more runs to generate checks notes still less than one gram of gold

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

We should put them in the LHC so they can see for themselves

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

still less than one gram of gold

the 29 picograms they made is such a small mass that it's almost a misnomer to describe it in these terms even. it's an amount that all balled up together would still be only about 1 micrometer across.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I suppose it would have technically been more accurate to say that 34 billion more runs generating 29 picograms would be still less than a gram.

Even if they somehow managed to do that many billions of runs though to get a single gram of gold, even then I don't think it would be worth trying to bother separating any of the gold generated from the other products.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You just brought back terrible memories

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Fundies vs. Pop Science Journalists

let-them-fight

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Some already believe that they are opening a portal to hell in CERN and have a direct connection with the devil.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

that's pretty cool. this is one of those things where it's not the actual point of the study, but it's the "in" that gets the public to read an article about a complicated and nuanced scientific experiment. the value in doing this is less "we made gold" and more "we can do a sophisticated enough analysis to observe this interesting high mass nuclear reaction with our detector/experiment."

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WE'RE IN 1320 MOTHERFUCKER ALCHEMY IS SO BACK

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I am a serf but I must transmute no-mouth-must-scream

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That Twilight Zone episode where gold has no value in the future because they found out how to manufacture it.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

quark You're forgetting about gold-pressed Latinum.

[–] meatballs12345@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

faith-car-jam

27 KM of tunnels underground

designed with mind to send protons arround

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My god that is a blast from the past

[–] meatballs12345@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

It might honestly be older than some people on this site.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Good. I saw some study that a lead-like nucleus got made into a couple atoms of gold. If humanity hadn't done it by time I was no longer a temporarily embarrassed millionaire I would have done it.

[–] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

goldbugs in shambles

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I'm not very smart someone please tell me what this means for my iraqi dinars