this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Field testing the mobile response unit for burger soldiers who get shot on the battlefield they can be rushed into surgery to get a mcchicken grafted onto the wound.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Proudly serving Meal Team Six!

SEMPER FRY

HOOAH!!

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Beyond parody.

feast-1feast-2

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

But if the burger pope's allegiance is to McDonald's then will the burger king still kneel to him?

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saudis built Trump a McDonald's Optimus Prime

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

McOptimus Rolling out!

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It's like that Nazi Zeppelin but instead it's a McDonald's

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Wherever he goes. We follow

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you a billionaire pig looking for a way to impose your food monopoly on anything that breathes but can't because those pesky regulations won't let you build ugly soul-suckingly utilitarian buildings in forests, plains and fields?

Introducing the McMobile™, the solution to sell your overpriced garbage anywhere at anytime! It comes with features such as a direct wifi and phone connection directly to you HR department so that you can lay of employees wherever they are without having to move your lazy ass, a special radar/lidar early warning system able to not only detect inbound safety or health inspectors so that you can escape before they arrive but that can even be easily and quickly repurposed as a targeting system to help support imperial invasions of third world countries, an AI assistant system to automate tax evasion, and much much more!

Buy the McMobile™ today and get those sails rolling!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Right click on this to deploy the MCV, turning it into a Construction Yard. Build 1 power plant and a barracks immediately. You're going to need more Frytroops to guard your base before advancing the tech tree.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Trump is going to have Saudi Arabia convert the Qatari Boeing to a portable McDonalds

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Really not beating The Burger Reich accusations amerikkka