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Should I claim responsibility or continue to stalk the construction site

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

if they didn't catch you in the moment, never claim responsibility, they'll remember you as the farter much longer than they'll remember the fart itself

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

they'll remember you as the farter much longer than they'll remember the fart itself

You either die from farts or you love long enough to become the farter

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Phantom Farter haunting the job site

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

walk back in and go “did you fucking shit your pants?!”

blame it on him. gaslight his ass literally. “there’s nobody else in here so who else could have possibly made it smell like this? do you think im fucking stupid??”

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

he who smelt it... classic

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

That's a good one I'll do it next time

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

no cop no stop

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was once really hungover and accidentally farted in the breakroom and it was so fucking bad they emptied out the room and left all the windows open.

I lied and said I had a stomach bug.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One thing I've learned about the industrial/out of town workers is that they treat the lunchroom as a sacred temple. I got shit for putting my hardhat on the table so i bet there's an unwritten "shit yourself outside" rule too

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

"shit yourself outside"

You gotta go, you gotta go. Ya know?

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You didn't fart. Whoever smelt it dealt it

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

is this dialectics?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

True i hadn't considered this

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

you know it was a good one when a coworker is asking who did it.

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

continue to stalk the construction site

definitely this one

Are you getting consistent beanis ? Gaps in beanis absorption can lead to development of air pockets in the intestines, exacerbating the impact of this beautiful and perfectly natural process of depressurization

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I've had chili a few times this week but I'm living out for work so my diet hasn't been ideal