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[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

If Nike launched a line of formal wear it would be called Nichael.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No no, it's Hatrick.

[–] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 days ago
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 28 points 2 days ago

An oldie but a goodie.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I ride my bichael to my jobathan.

It's jobert to you good sir

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Bichaela if it's a girl bike.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Um. It's short for bicrophone?

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

What about Micycle's bichael? Would we ever know?

it's not a tumblr screenshot without exactly one reply too many

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Rat is short for Ratthew

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Cking god 🙌