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He's old. We need to give cancer to younger democrats like kamala and buttigieg

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

nerd Ackshyully when you look up "ass cancer" on Wikipedia it redirects you to the page for anal cancer, not prostate cancer, which means that Joe Biden does not have ass cancer.

Now all we need to know is what an equally vulgar name for the prostate is, one that rolls off the tongue in the same way as "ass cancer".

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not often I defend Biden, but it isn't his fault his G-spot is in his ass.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I swear I've seen or heard the prostate referred to as the love button somewhere, but Wiktionary only lists "clitoris" as a definition of that term, so I don't even know what.

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Are you... sure about that one......???

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, that's where the pee is.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The perineum is sometimes called the taint

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

The gritch, the gretch, the grundle, no man's land, the fleshy fun bridge

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Both start with P but they're different body parts, I'm afraid.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Can you please respect his right to choose ass cancer? He has the most experience so he's the most qualified for cancer of the ass

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

You are being harsh. His cancer is just a gaffe, ableit probably his final one.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

but, ASS WE CAN...CER

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The vast majority of Americans don't currently have ass cancer. It is very unrelatable and elitist.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

“Look here fat, I think that a white man deserves ass cancer just as much as a poor man”

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Weapona of ass destruction

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It's a stutter!

[–] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a tragedy that so often cancer strikes the young and sometimes it’s a tragedy when it instead strikes them when they’re old