Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.
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this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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It's Rule 34. It's always real.
Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-
Amy Wong
We shouldn't judge others so harshly...
I'd have an orgy with her any time.
|>11 Maggie Simpson
This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can't be real.
I doubt you don't know that not only this is very real, but it's not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.
No I don't know and I didn't want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.
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The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)
Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn't land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of "underage" fictional characters is also fine and shouldn't be illegal.
Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.
- Csam harms children -> should be illegal and punished
- fictional drawings don't harm anyone bevause no actual people involved -> should be legal
I'm not talking about legal judgement (I practically never do) and I'm not even talking bout legit PDF files.
It's just disgusting that rule 34 of literal children scores this high.
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Out of 11 we have:
Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Louise Belcher
And maybe Hayley Smith and Meg Griffin? Or are they 18?
Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, like a thirdish.
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Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway
Okay, I can't speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it's very simple:
- see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
- neuron activation
- you are now horny
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
Wait, you don't imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody's car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I'm there studying mosses and it's so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it'll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it's special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it's the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?
(I'm uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)
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I'm happy to say I've never fapped to any of those, too cringe
Same.
I mean has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a gay man.
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What else do these all have in common?
They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.
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Isn’t it obvious?
Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.
Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh
Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮
Hope you don't find out who #11 is. (I DDG'd it and wish I hadn't.)
Was thinking "surely it can't be worse than Lisa Simpson". I was wrong. I was so incredibly wrong.
Yeh I scrolled down, now I see why Thanos snapped.
R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.
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