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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi and welcome to the Adam Friedland show

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Uhhh ummm you shit yourself

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[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Correct. Also you shit yourself

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

the number of Mister Beast

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Roll for +1 slight of hand, I try to pretend I didn't fard

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In this edition you can roll shite of hand. You shit yourself

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

3 factorial - yep that'll do it

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aight let's go i feel like a gamble

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can't find it uhhhh let's um say, it was a four. You shit yourself

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wanna roll? It's good odds

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All I said is you shit yourself on a 6, I never said anything about the other numbers doggirl-smug

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do not roll the dice thus my pants remain poop free. Just like father marx intended smuglord

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shitdiceroll. A curious game. The winning move is not to play (you shit yourself)

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fact you didn't say 'shit me' means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can't shit no more

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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