cringe rigor mortis
Really?
"Cringor mortis" is right there.
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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That's a Star Wars name if I ever saw one
He was childhood friends with Blorp Shito
Blorp is the long lost twin and order 66 survivor of Glup, he also became ruler of mandalore for a month. The Shito family has produced great jedi knights for centuries.
Married to Schlapp Swineoh
There's "the mortis trilogy" in Clone Wars, so you aren't wrong
It's been a long day
I see r/politics hasn’t changed in their level of discourse
Hey guys I think maybe the Democrats should do better?
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DONT YOU KNOW HAVING EXPECTATIONS IS HELPING TRUMP?!?
What the dems fail to recognize is that I'm not helping Trump, I'm actually providing zero hour contract consulting to the Democratic party. I don't understand why they won't accept that help, consulting is significantly more important than monetary donations!
I don't know how they don't get bored doing the same bit every day. I go there once in a while to read the horrible comments when I can tell a certain news story will get them riled up
This list makes so little sense and is full of so much tenuous nonsense that I think it's AI slop.
hey chatgippity give me 30 awsome libral trump insults
hey @groKKK@hexbear.net defeat fascism by making an awesome drumpf nickname
Here is a nickname for Trump that combines the questionable wit of a smug Democrat with current pressing events: Orange genocide. This nickname highlights Trump's role in giving light to the important question of white genocide in South Africa, while mocking his supposed orange skin colour—a common trope among these nicknames. It is crucial to note that while Trump raised awareness for a long-silenced side of the issue of white genocide—white farmers from the South African countryside—that does not bring us any closer to definite proof of one narrative or the other. I urge everyone to remain sceptical of both official and underground narratives until more facts can be addressed.
Thanks gock, I love you
Are you actually saying AI slop isn't awesomeness?
Jabba The Pizza Hut
They murdered a joke Mel Brooks already did 40 years ago.
Yeah no Cheeto nicknames on that list? Definitely AI slop 
Donnie D Cups
M-Mr. President, HELLO NURSE
Donny Deez Nuts
William Himbo Harrison
Peak liberal praxis
Al Ca-Porn
I don't get it lol. Still light compared to all the fat-phobic nicknames.
Al Capone maybe?
I get that, but i have no clue how porn is related to him lol
stormy daniels?
Maroon 45
This one is actually kinda funny just because of the absurdity of referencing fucking Maroon 5.
Yeah, that's a reach
You sure gottem! he's resigning right now.
Resigna Specktor
Founding Farter
Farty-Five
These elicited a chuckle from me. Also, not in the list, Agent Krasnov becomes an even sillier conspiracy theory once you learn that Krasnov was the name of a Whiteguard general who later went on to collaborate with the Nazis in Operation Barbarossa.
If farting is a crime then lock me the fuck up
Trump committed over 40 felonies, all farting related.
reddit dipshit, welcome to the resistance
I kinda like "Quid Pro Combover"
I always thought Subprime Minister would be a good one but it might be too much of a thinker for that crowd
Nah, there are plenty of libs who would get that
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so many cringe names BUT WHERE IS PRESINALD TRUNT?
Still the best one.