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this reddit dipshit has compiled an incomplete list of them in a reddit comment. CW for fat phobia, body shaming, most likely some homophobia thrown in. My cringe face is stuck in some sort of cringe rigor mortis

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

cringe rigor mortis

Really?

finkelstein-lambaste

"Cringor mortis" is right there.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's a Star Wars name if I ever saw one

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He was childhood friends with Blorp Shito

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Blorp is the long lost twin and order 66 survivor of Glup, he also became ruler of mandalore for a month. The Shito family has produced great jedi knights for centuries.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Married to Schlapp Swineoh

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

There's "the mortis trilogy" in Clone Wars, so you aren't wrong

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

It's been a long day

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I see r/politics hasn’t changed in their level of discourse

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey guys I think maybe the Democrats should do better?

BANNED REPORTED TO REDDIT ADMINS FOR BREAKING THE RUUUUULES

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DONT YOU KNOW HAVING EXPECTATIONS IS HELPING TRUMP?!?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

What the dems fail to recognize is that I'm not helping Trump, I'm actually providing zero hour contract consulting to the Democratic party. I don't understand why they won't accept that help, consulting is significantly more important than monetary donations!

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know how they don't get bored doing the same bit every day. I go there once in a while to read the horrible comments when I can tell a certain news story will get them riled up

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This list makes so little sense and is full of so much tenuous nonsense that I think it's AI slop.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hey chatgippity give me 30 awsome libral trump insults

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

hey @groKKK@hexbear.net defeat fascism by making an awesome drumpf nickname

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Here is a nickname for Trump that combines the questionable wit of a smug Democrat with current pressing events: Orange genocide. This nickname highlights Trump's role in giving light to the important question of white genocide in South Africa, while mocking his supposed orange skin colour—a common trope among these nicknames. It is crucial to note that while Trump raised awareness for a long-silenced side of the issue of white genocide—white farmers from the South African countryside—that does not bring us any closer to definite proof of one narrative or the other. I urge everyone to remain sceptical of both official and underground narratives until more facts can be addressed.

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Thanks gock, I love you

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you actually saying AI slop isn't awesomeness?

Jabba The Pizza Hut

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

They murdered a joke Mel Brooks already did 40 years ago.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah no Cheeto nicknames on that list? Definitely AI slop cheeto-man

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Donnie D Cups

hyperflush M-Mr. President, HELLO NURSE

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Donny Deez Nuts

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

William Himbo Harrison

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Peak liberal praxis

Al Ca-Porn

I don't get it lol. Still light compared to all the fat-phobic nicknames.

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get that, but i have no clue how porn is related to him lol

[–] Neoinvin@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

stormy daniels?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maroon 45

This one is actually kinda funny just because of the absurdity of referencing fucking Maroon 5.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's a reach

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You sure gottem! he's resigning right now.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Resigna Specktor

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Founding Farter

Farty-Five

These elicited a chuckle from me. Also, not in the list, Agent Krasnov becomes an even sillier conspiracy theory once you learn that Krasnov was the name of a Whiteguard general who later went on to collaborate with the Nazis in Operation Barbarossa.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If farting is a crime then lock me the fuck up

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Trump committed over 40 felonies, all farting related.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

reddit dipshit, welcome to the resistance

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I kinda like "Quid Pro Combover"

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always thought Subprime Minister would be a good one but it might be too much of a thinker for that crowd

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, there are plenty of libs who would get that

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so many cringe names BUT WHERE IS PRESINALD TRUNT?

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Still the best one.