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A previous post of hers if you struggle with satire like I do.

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 118 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I didn't even realize she was being sarcastic until I read the comments because that take is just objectively correct

[–] RION@hexbear.net 69 points 1 week ago

I was about to heartbreaking

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

Right? I don't know who this person is so I was just like yes. That's correct. Next question.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

So the second tweet was also too sarcastic? oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now I'm curious, the person she is replying to is being sarcastic too or she is the only smart person in the conversation?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

The person she’s replying to is a leftist. Contrapoints then does the old lib strategy of adding to the statement with great irony to mock the original statement and demonstrate how stupid they look to her.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 110 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tfw your attempt at irony reads like a correct take

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago

Lol yeah, where's the hyperbole?

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

Own your enemies by making a better version of their tweet lmao. gangster-spongebob

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I Will Ensure America Has The strongest, Most lethal Fighting Force In The World

jokermala

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Was that before or after she shrugged off Palestine? Cause i remember hearing that quote and just screaming.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

After she dismissed Palestine numerous times. This was deep in her "campaign" iirc

[–] OnceUponATimeInWeHo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

August 22, 2024 if you can believe. Finely tuned political instincts

[–] goferking0 14 points 1 week ago

Her acceptance speech when becoming the official nominee for the dems.

Then followed later in the campaign with Iran is actually our biggest enemy

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

"We have time to push her left"

-Said about every liberal candidate during my lifetime as both their positions and the Overton window hurtle rightward

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 94 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't have words for the contempt I feel at this. We have seen liberals do exactly what she just wrote for 1 year and 9 months as Israel destroys Gaza. While Biden was doing it, any time we spoke out about it liberals would browbeat us, call us antisemites, and say that AOC was working tirelessly for a ceasefire (a complete fiction). There was never a point where liberals weren't doing this, since the genocide started. So yes, if Kamala had bombed Iran 2 nights ago, liberals absolutely would be posting Beyonce dancing gifs and replying to pictures of dead children with "Ruthkanda forever." I know because that's what they've been doing during all of the Gaza genocide.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

We even have a fucking emote because it was happening so consistently not-listening

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago

this but unironically

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago

I can't believe anyone would post this and think they're posting ironically. It's fucking true.

She's such a ghoul

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Libs don't care about what evil happens they care about who does it

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No good or bad actions, only good or bad teams

[–] axont@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

Every time I hear about this person she seems miserable and bitter about being accused of being a liberal, then she angrily defends Democrats or goes to some Democrat wine party, then gets angry at being called a liberal again

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

The Girlbosses are responsible for all the world’s wars.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Lmao I literally made this point like 2 days ago, but unironically.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago
[–] abc@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

damn lib on lib violence....

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Natalie wants to be the world's first Transgirlboss to bomb Iran

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Was Indira Ghandi peaceful? Was Golda Mair peaceful? Was Margaret Thatcher peaceful? Was Hillary Clinton peaceful?

Contra(named after the Nicaraguan fascist death squads)points did a video about comphet. When will she do a video about compensatory girlboss divine femininity?

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

I mean yeah

[–] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 week ago

I fell for it. I was nodding the whole time thinking she finally got it. Lmao

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Iran-Contrapoints affair keeps on giving.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

"anyway, that's why I voted Harris"