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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have a term here in Brazil, for appointed "job" positions that seem to have no responsibilities and are basically a way for rich people to place their relatives and such in places close to power:

Aspone. Assessor de Porra Nenhuma. Translates to like "Advisor of Fucking Nothing"

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In argentina we call them ñoquis. Which is a food that we traditionally ate on the 29th of each month. The joke being that these people show up once per month at the end for their paycheck and do nothing the rest of the days

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] tonytins@pawb.social 32 points 3 days ago

Executive Producers: Wha... Hey!

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I’m an executive husband in my household. As a matter of fact, I’m the CEO of husbands at home. There isn’t a higher ranking husband than me in my place of residence.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"The new members of Detachment 201: The Army’s Executive Innovation Corps include Shyam Shankar, Palantir’s chief technology officer; Andrew Bosworth, Meta’s CTO; Kevin Weil, OpenAI’s chief product officer; and Bob McGrew, an advisor at Thinking Machines Lab and OpenAI’s former chief research officer. "

Dream team

[–] wampus@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most likely it was a move primarily about getting senior level execs at those companies into the military machine -- and into the chain of command of that machine. It makes those companies 'disclosing' data to the military much more likely, as well as tweaking apps to aid in military operations.

Like havin the CTO of meta "in the circle", likely gives them complete access to meta's tracking data for any target they want, in a more efficient way than previous.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Joining the army as an officer means they can catch the death penalty for disobeying an order.

They joined because they're greedy, stupid and short-sighted.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It literally just sounds like a department for nepo hires and fake promotions.

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Corporate military, For their new towns.

[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

As with financial innovations always in search of new ways to fleece their customers, the executive innovation corps will spearhead new ways of screwing over veterans, enlisted, and the people of the USA.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So basically business as usual, just with a fancy title

[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

No, now it's an official department, not a backroom side gig.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

About 18 months ago, the defense secretary’s office floated the idea to the services

Presumably Hegseth had some idea, since it's his office that pushed the idea. Also, since he personally has been an Army reservist, I kind of imagine that this is a personal Pete Hegseth idea.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

18 months ago Hegseth wouldn't have been allowed inside the DoD.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, that's a good point. The time doesn't work out.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Probably to grant contracts as rewards to trump donor companies?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

you'd think they would know this before they start minting FUCKING LT COL's OUT OF TECHBROS.

What in the actual fuck.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

One thing that makes Western militaries so deadly is their usage of merit vs social position to gain leadership. Oops. I mean "was."

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Probably help more "efficiently" surveil and bomb more Gazans and Iranians. Genocide is big business and now they get medals and free healthcare for it.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

They will replace expensive troops with ai robot drones. That's why they didn't tell you what they will do