If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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No. Secret third thing. If you find out, do not tell them.
If you put enough up there, sure.
You'd be like one of those PEZ dispensers.
I think there is only one way to find out...
Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he'd never considered before.
"Insert from other end"
Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.
Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
It's because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.
they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
Doctors hate this one trick where patients stick spring rolls up their ass.
This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.
Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world's biggest shit.
Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.
what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?
Teriya-KY
...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.
You are a menace.
This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
Breaking news
I couldn't find spring rolls on AnyDice.com
Wait what???
What what?
In the butt...
How else do u digest them tho???
put them down your ass?
Well thank goodness I'm not a patient..
More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww
Yeah. You should be lubricating your spring rolls with sweet&sour sauce.
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