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Udder nonsense
But if it weren't, this story would be legendairy!
They knew but wanted to reward his ingenuity
There's a scene in Top Secret like that. It stops being fun once the bull joins in though.
Dude in bull costume, giggling
That competition had one winner. It was this guy.
I know some "movies" with similar plots
I mean, are they not movies?
'short film'
well yes I guess they are
How did they find out?
More like, how did they go that long without finding out?
Tasters complained
But only after the 20th batch
😐
The trick is to stay soft
This reminds me of The Office episode where Daryl is out on some kind of injury.
Hours? Just give me 20 minutes
Was a Man Named Carl Twinly Arrested For Pretending to be a Cow? | Snopes.com https://share.google/Ydqf8WoPmBFpJYwrU
Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/
The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.
Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."
The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?
The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.
Maybe it's haunted by a drunk cow?
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