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[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reveal your most personal secrets to a company that couldn't even get a real human to model for their product..

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Stove grate, wrist bone, vanishing thighs, finger meld, married but it appears to be a birth defect

What else am I missing?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 5 days ago

sitting on the stove

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Crooked cupboards beneath the sink. A window that opens inward in front of the faucet.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The hoodvent is Escherian and is lighting configuration is total nonsense

Also those cabinets are like 6" deep lol, totally useless.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

capitalism creates the problem, then sells the solution they can profit off of. which is this slop instead of third places and a sense of community.

inb4 this weird kind of loneliness creates a new wave of even more unhinged turboincels.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No dude it's so lifelike. It's so real.

That's why her proportions are messed up, her thigh melds into the counter, the stove is warped and senseless, there's a window that opens into the tap like a door.

Oh and I need to get one of those rangehovens.

Ffs people are out there like Jerry in the failing simulation from that Rick and Morty episode.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

You missed the fact that this isn't a selfie, she's just holding a phone, not taking the picture. There's no mirror to take that picture with the phone

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

There might be a mirror, who am I to put limits on the kitchens of the shadow realm?

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 19 points 6 days ago
[–] coolusername@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

That's literally an AI generated slogan

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Finally someone who won't shame me for my roblox footplay fetish, downloading now!

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You might still be out of luck. I'm half tempted to search this out because I really really want to know what that asterisk has to say.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I think it's an artefact ftom the image (drawer handle?), not an asterisk

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh I think you're right. I feel like I'm MORE concerned that there isn't an asterisk, now.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Lmao yeah the whole thing is a caveat

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Damn that stove grill is up her ass

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

They're trying as hard as possible to bring David Foster Wallace's vision of the future into being