Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.
I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".
I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!
it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.
"Good news, everyone!" by far.
I weirdly never picked that one up. I’ll have to work it into my meetings.
Shut up baby, I know it.
Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode
I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out
Lol such a good one
I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.
"Do a flip!"
The amount of times I've shouted this at my coworkers when they are working at hights is ridikkerous.
Well, we’re boned.
DOOOOMMMMEEEDDD
I'm 40% used lines!
And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.
And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.
Pretty much any time I think of the moon, or whaling. Or harpoons. Or tunes.
“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.
Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.
"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"
"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"
And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.
"To shreds, you say?"
With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:
"-Our universe is DOOMED!
-DOOOOMEEEED!!"
Neat!
Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.
"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course
"Do a flip"
Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.
"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"
I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice
My manwich!!!
I'm a big fan of this one from the new season
"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"
Also
"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"
"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "
"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"
Also
"How delightfully absurd"
I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"
Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.
"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"
Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.
Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:
“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”
“Shut up baby, I know it!”
That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”
“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”
Death by Snu Snu
"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.
“Yuh filty crab!”
J'ACCUSE!
Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.
Good news everyone is the real one though.
I work at a daycare. Every once in a while ill accidentally tell an adult "Do you think that was a good idea?" when they do something stupid, because I say that so many times per day at work
"Are you sure that's wise, Sir?"
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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