gets even funnier:
Me with my suspiciously F-35 shaped tummy
😶
i los my plane mods mods
"F35, you mind telling me what youre doing in autopilot?"
"Sir, finishing this fight"
:one-world-trade-center:
2.0
So thats what happened to building seven
all my homies wanna rap 'bout 9/11
but all that I dream 'bout is building 7
: Mr. Evart is helping me find my F-35.
A truly underrated use of a Disco Elysium reference.
Pilot's stuff is flung everywhere and he wakes up after a blackout at a wrecked room in the Whirling In Dogtags. 
and 
hanging out on the swings, waiting for the tide to go down so they can get the F-35 out
find my iplane
They aren't even offering a cash reward for the jets safe return!
if you have any information on the whereabouts...
Like it's a set of keys or some shit.
Yeah I saw your plane but he ran up a tree before I could catch him
If you see the f35 DO NOT APPROACH IT. f35s have a natural instinct to spray others with noxious gas when they feel threatened
DO NOT battle an F-35 while astral projecting, it's incredibly prone to crashing through dimensions
hi, f35 expert here! this is not funny, f35s only do this when they're in extreme distress
putting up missing jet posters around the neighbourhood like
"have you seen this F-35? name: "Rusty". last seen wednesday, went to tie my shoe and lost him. comes when called."
very evasive, may release payload, DO NOT CHASE
Is it still in the air? Does it lock on to the nearest orphanage when it detects low fuel?
You know someplace a Chinese general is trying to write a memo but it sounds just so stupid he can't figure out where to begin
Note: F35 died on the way back to its home planet.
It's stealth, so we don't know where it is!
you joke but when doing training or flying over friendly civilian airspace jets like the B2, F22, F35, and Chinese J20 have to have luneburg-lense based radar reflectors latched to their exterior so they can be tracked by radar
Fools, introducing an invasive jet to Charleston's ecosystem is gonna fuck it up.
it went to a parallel universe where its actually functional
The F-35 went out for milk and a carton of cigarettes.
So these advanced machines don't have like....a gps tracker or a radar sig?
Was the pilot jerking off and accidently whack the shiny candy like [EJECT] button?
Please! My beloved fighter jet has ran away from home!
The US military kicks a ball over the fence into the neighbors yard and comes up with a series of increasingly elaborate schemes to get it back.
I remember 
circlejerking about the necessity of the F-35 while using lanyard-brained language like "FULFILLING THE MISSIONS OF THE 21st CENTURY" and "ENSURING COMPLETE AND TOTAL AIR SUPREMACY."
It was all bullshit, but it made the wine cave warriors feel tough while the corporations they likely worked for made more money by being vaguely a part of it.
The war of the 21st century is fought like the war of the 20st century. T-55 and artillery. Planes are from the end of the cold war. The mine is eternal. The US military is obsessed with toys.
US military doctrine was heavily influenced by the Pacific Theatre.
Lloyd Austin: “We have reasons - the intelligence community has provided us credible evidence that China has developed a device that can send a person or an object to the Shadow Realm. Our tracking equipment indicates that the F-35’s coordinates are no longer within this planet.”
Going to Awendaw to lure it out of the woods with a mobile hospital tent rn
Tomorrow: F35 Over China Sparks Fears Of Chinese Aggression.
Is what I would write, if I had any faith that that the F35 could fly that far without turning into an inexplicably soggy dust cloud.
if it sucks, hit da bricks!
Hi yes I found your jet at the bottom of the pit where all the frivolous spending and lobbyist kickbacks are.
I'm hiding it under my bed. No one tell MC Beaufort!
stealth system too strong
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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