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[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 53 points 11 months ago

Why does he have a slash in between C# and C++? Those languages are unrelated except in the philosophical sense.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 37 points 11 months ago

What do you mean? I also put Java / Javascript as they are clearly related.

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Normally, when I see something like "C/C++" it means that there's a significant overlap between the two languages, so knowledge of one implies or coincides with knowledge of the other. But C# and C++ are very different languages, and while you could argue that there's some sense in which they're related, it isn't much of one. If you're going to list "C#/C++" then you could just as well put "Java/C#", or "C++/Rust".

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You could reasonably use C/Rust and C/Haskell to say that you have mastered the fields of unsafe and GHC.Prim.

C#, though? C#/Java would make sense given that they're the same language with slightly different Syntax.

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 33 points 11 months ago

I think that’s the joke

[-] ppetrelli@lemmy.wtf 45 points 11 months ago

Hadoop is in the list twice. Which makes it both a Pokémon and a technology!

[-] ram@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I see 7.ditto, sawk, vulpix, feebas, onyx, ekans, metapod

Also he lists hadoop twice

Edit: I see I also made the onyx/onix mistake that someone made in this thread.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 7 points 11 months ago

Hadooplicated

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Eccentricity19 1 points 10 months ago

Is shiny a Pokemon? Shinx is one.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

It's a variation of Pokemon. Shiny Pokemon are different colors than the regular ones.

[-] Eccentricity19 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, but it's still not a Pokemon by itself.

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I’m a bit peeved by the circumstance that python (a language), jupyter (a compiler for python), and numpy and pandas (both python modules) are listed separately.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

they all sound like pokemon

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I see 3.

Two are also coding things 😐

One is also the name of a ransomware attack, so I'm assuming that's the one you're talking about lol

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

I count 7 at least.

spoilerditto, sawk, vulpix, feebas, onyx, ekans, metapod

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago
[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I always get this backwards ^^;;

[-] renownedballoonthief@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Krebase doesn't exist at all, too.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

fickle me, I don't know programming languages or Pokémon!

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

autocorrect has fickle'd me in the ass

[-] Kite@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

autocorrect has fickle'd me in the ass

This caught me off guard and made me laugh. I needed that right now, so uh. Thanks for getting fickle'd?

[-] xryx@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Me too. I think fickle’d just made it into my vocabulary 😂

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is one for the meme history books, glad to come across this classic again!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Pyspark, Numpy, and Krebase really ought to be.

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 5 points 11 months ago

Why would a recruiter know about all the technologies? He knows what technology is required for a given position and doesn't care about all the other stuff in your profile.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Gelamzer@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Sawk Ekans Metapod

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

>Onyx + MySQL

>Onix the rocky lad

i dunno kitty-cri-potato

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Old but gold

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

At this point, if any of your recruiters mistake them for Pokemon the moral thing for them to do is to resign and just put you have their job

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