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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

God, I miss being that guy and living somewhere worth walking around. Those were good times.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The Walker (dog version)

Forced to walk by small predator for its amusement

Handles poop on a daily basis, no longer thinks it's gross

Cannot zone out during walk, must always be aware of surroundings

Active at dawn and dusk, the sidewalk is too hot otherwise

The squirrels fear him and warn each other of his advance

Tries to be friendly, but dog ignores neighbors who want to greet it

Cannot tell you what the podcast they just listened to was about

Sometimes substitutes walk for a visit to a park where their dog will have fun with others while they sit around bored

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

I'm nowhere near this steppilled

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

This used to be me, and will be one day again, inshallah.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Literally me

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Walker, texas ranger

ah, that means ACAB includes the Walker

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Personally I listen to podcasts so I don't have to think about the secrets of the universe

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Smoking isn't all that bad for you provided you also walk a fair bit. I don't drive.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

My two methods of transport is walking or trains. Cycling is too fast and scary and the bus is way too loud. Walking is exactly the right pace and comfort

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

hey that's me