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[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 57 points 10 months ago

why the hell are we watermarking memes here?

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

I mean, surely the meme itself wasn't the joke. That would be terrible.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

In retrospect, it's probably best not to put the watermark in the final panel.

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[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Campaign to get more internet dweebs to join us Lemmy dweebs

[-] steamboathedgie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 10 months ago

It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say "it's a living"

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"This job sucks!"

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

This job is shitty

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 36 points 10 months ago

IF YOU GO IN ME, YOU DIE

[-] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

We should watermark everything now

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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

No. Memes are for the people. No brands, no watermarks. Putting logos and trademarks on everything to indicate who they belong to is what corporations do.

Besides, I'm not even ON lemmy, yet I can post here too.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

They are for the people, but what's the problem with showing where a meme originated from?

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

They all originate from either a goth teenager or some 40yr old in his parents basement. Why give credit to a random posting platform?

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[-] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

Whatever increases the net happiness in the world. 🙂

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?

[-] Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago

All, the natural evolution to the trolly-problem

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

*sapient. If it were merely sentient it could sense the bodily waste, but would be incapable of feeling any way about it.

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 46 points 10 months ago

This is a rare case where sentient is being used correctly. Sentient beings do have feelings, e.g. dogs and cats are sentient and can have cravings and even feel hate.

Sapient means having enough intellect to understand and reason about the situation. The post doesn't actually require that.

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

So we've got a lot of Homo sentients out there then?

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, as savage as they are

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Kind of a grey area, so I'll allow it.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 19 points 10 months ago

The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.

Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied "Ahhhhhhh..."

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Hahahahahaha

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[-] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would like it to be dejectedly resigned to its shitty job just like I am, thank you.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 10 points 10 months ago

Isn't this a thing from Hitchhiker's Guide? IIRC there's a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful... but everyone just ends up hating them?

[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 8 points 10 months ago

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

[-] Macropolis@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago

What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can't flush the toilet until it's finished?

[-] federated_toast@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I think that's a different question and I hate it. I'd rather shit in a hole in the floor before using a toilet with mandatory ads.

Literally would shit on the stall door if I saw that in public. Fuck forced ads.

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[-] kinther@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure George would want the toilet to hate it

[-] friendlysort@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

"No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time."

-overly expensive Japanese toilet

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

This scene comes to mind... https://youtu.be/F7o8KuJKizs?si=34KudkyM_hTZ5Ldf

[-] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

[-] Haus@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA5d2RpA0HU

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

I'd like to be able to switch it's outlook on swallowing my piss and shit as I see fit on any given day.

[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Gimme dat poo poo

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Bit tangential, but I have to share this gem https://youtu.be/BJfEcPp2H6Q?si=L_dqvsZtJ1XVkpEd.

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