How I stretched a 15 minute story into 9 fucking years
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because I’m still simping for your Aunt Robin and want to let you know that she’s about to become your new mother
(Also still salty)
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I stopped watching a season or two before that and do not regret it. I do regret watching all the seasons before that. The premise just got stupider and stupider.
At some point I was just too bored to keep watching.
How’d u do the dropdown?
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Depending on your lemmy app, there might be a spoiler format option built-in for you. Voyager has it, for example.
Thanks!
I was annoyed through all of season 2 when he was dating Robin. At the end of the very first episode of season 1 she was called "Aunt Robin" and then we had all of season 2 wasting an entire season with a relationship we were already told didn't work out.
(And that's ignoring the meta situation of "today kids I'm going to tell you about all the sex I had with your Aunt Robin")
“Kids, did I ever tell you about all the women I banged, including the time I pulled two hot chicks for a threesome?”
Remember when the marketing team posted the reveal of the mother on social media before the episode had even aired on the West Coast, ruining the 8 years build up for like half the country?!?
I think the joke is that there was not really any actual build up to it. It's more like this is what I did the years prior to meeting your mom.
...except there was. At least once they'd had multiple seasons under their belt and knew when they wanted to end the show. Before that each season they set it up so Ted's current gf could have been the mother, in case they got cancelled.
As someone who was watching it live at the time, there was a lot of hype built around who the mother was.
I'm not talking about OP's joke
If what you loved about it was the form of storytelling (older protagonist telling a slightly embellished version of real events when he was young), I'd recommend checking Acapulco. Less of the dating, more work drama at a ridiculous 80s resort and they wrapped it up better than I thought they could in 4 seasons. Also, I can never have enough of Don Pablo. The guest gets what the guest wants.
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Don't watch for the ending. Enjoy the journey.
There was actually an alternative ending where the mom lived. It's on YT. I prefer to think about it as the real ending
I was fine with the mother dying. It was just the immediate twist of "Mom's dead, and this is me now spending 9 years explaining to you why I want to go bang your aunt".
I think the bittersweet ending of finding out that the mother was dead all along and Ted was telling the story to his kids would have been a great ending without the add-on Robin double-twist.
That would have been better
Skip the whole last season.
I tried to get in it. Didn't enjoy
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Honestly, I loved that show. But this picture is still so damn true.
Great show, loved the show, would have been better without the premise.
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Robin really wasn't a strong enough character.
As a straight, white, 45 year old man, I would have been happier if Ted had ended up with Barney
The story was never about getting from point A to point B. It was about every little distraction or detour in between that allowed getting to point B to have the impact that it had.
So a regular story told by somebody with ADHD
Any sitcom plot is just a shell to tell jokes And funny situations. Hearing people flip their shit about that is funny
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I hated Ted. Were you supposed to hate Ted?
The 15 minutes includes also all the jokes they told over the seasons.
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AKA why I never ask my in-laws about their day.
I remember during early seasons a friend of mine saying "I think the mother is not Robin but he'll end up with Robin" and I said lol that would be so lame
ADHD by any other name.
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