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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/52738398

Black swan nicknamed ‘Mr Terminator’ evicted from town after trying to drown local birds

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/sghbn

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[–] markz@suppo.fi 32 points 2 months ago

He'll be back.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a very long nickname, but it also tells me everything I need to know. I assume his new town nicknamed him that.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it was an unterminated string issue.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pretty sure it includes all of the comments, then.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Swans are Beauty and the Beast all in one.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

A cross between a ballerina and a bastard.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is there an apostrophe in the Title.

[–] Fit_Series_573@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was supposed to be 'Mr Terminator' as that's his given nickname

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fit_Series_573@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know that was an option until seeing your comment and checking in the options, thanks. Assumed it was like reddit where the title gets locked

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

that's why I commented

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I read that as "a black man" and was confused

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago

be the change you want to see in the world