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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Based on that thumbnail, some of them don't understand the concept of nudity.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 48 points 2 months ago

Might have been a carefully selected photo that's "safe" to publish (not my idea of safety but, you know)

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think when they did this ride it was about 45F or 7C. Sometimes partially nude is nude enough lol

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Props to the guy at the front of that pack. He seems to be completely nude, judging by the transparent ponchos he had on.

I didn't think them wearing transparent ponchos breaks the principle of nudity. But some of them have underwear on. But even that is less than I would have on, so respect to them all regardless!

[–] Fit_Series_573@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Keep Portland Weird

[–] Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

They have balls.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago

I'm disappointed by the lack of nudity in these pictures.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago

I am sorry but the clear rain slickers are killing me

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

The World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) is an international clothing-optional bike ride in which participants plan, meet and ride together en masse on human-powered transport (the vast majority on bicycles, but some on skateboards and inline skates), to "deliver a vision of a cleaner, safer, body-positive world." The largest iteration of the WNBR in the world takes place in Portland, Oregon averaging approximately 10,000 participants and thousands of spectators.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Naked_Bike_Ride

[–] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Portland being Portland

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No one wants to tackle naked person in the rain.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They clearly have pants on.

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever gotten it stuck in the chain??? You would too.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I would too. My foreskin is as big as the whole West Riding.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

OH, THE TERROR!!!