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...is that my instinctive reaction to being shot at is to make italian noises

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[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

pop pop pop pop

tony-cheer AYYYY IM SKIRMISHIN HERE

[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

enemies start backcapping a point you just moved away from

Just when I was out, they pull me back in.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Valid

I have an intense fear of snipers, thermals, artillery, GBU SDB or MARUK anti-tank missiles being laser-guided to my position, and engaging in urban combat.

Also mines. Fuck mines.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Me firing: skeleton-guns-akimbo

Me being fired upon: anti-italian-discrimination

And yeah fuck thermals

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Command, we got wounded I-talians down here, please advise, over.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Roger that soldier. Go to your MRE box and get the spaghetti and tomato paste MRE, then hand that to the I-talian wounded.

But command, how will that save them?

Save? It's for finishing them off.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

As the bullet pierces my skin, the pasta expells from my mouth

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

mamma mia wa moblabula balamala mamma mia!